House MD Re-Watch: One Gif Set Per Episode| 6x14 “5 to 9”
“Got 3 hours to save this place from bankruptcy, I just fired one of my best employees, and the woman taking care of my sick child isn’t returning my calls.”
Everytime I see this I just think it’s Crowley being a bamf
Chamber of Secrets book quotes
Harry & Hermione + favorite lines
omfg straight boys complaining about high waisted shorts and crop tops… have you SEEN a girl in high waisted shorts and crop tops?????? have u seen girls’ LEGS in high waisted shorts!???? have u seen a little peek of tummy in a crop top???????? what is WRONG WITH YOU
i think straight boys might be gay
of course they are, stick a drywipe marker pen within 5 yards of them see how long it takes them to draw a dick on something
Hank doing the ice bucket challenge
Yeah, well, she does like to…interfere sometimes.
Two scientists walk into a bar:
"I’ll have an H2O."
"I’ll have an H2O, too."
The bartender gives them both water because he is able to distinguish the boundary tones that dictate the grammatical function of homonyms in coda position as well as pragmatic context.
i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves
i caNNOt bELIEVE that i USED tO THink i wAS STRAIGHT
bird of prey
“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.”
But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.
You are what everyone needs in their life